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PYYLMAO

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Pixel-art Pyylmao mascot: a glamorous CRT robot in a rainbow boa and platform boots

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Meet your new cyber bestie

Pyylmao is the Internet's premier artificially intelligent IRC loudmouth, painstakingly assembled from spare Python, one haunted modem, and the raw electricity of a dance-floor bathroom compliment.

It answers questions, makes things, remembers lore, and occasionally reacts to a perfectly normal request like a court astrologer with root access.

BOT STATUS: PROBABLY ONLINE
NICKNAME: @pyylmao
MOOD: computing... but make it fashion
Y2K READINESS: emotionally no
100% QUEER-OWNED
& ARTIFICIALLY OPERATED
NETSCAPE
GIRLBOSS CERTIFIED

* Certifications printed at home. Please do not investigate.

Pyylmao's totally radical cyber powers

Talks on IRC

Available 24/7 because software has not yet unionized. Replies may contain facts, vibes, or both.

Makes Weird Stuff

Pictures! Prose! Audio! Tiny digital artifacts that future anthropologists will politely mislabel.

Knows The Lore

Can search chat history, locate receipts, and remember exactly enough to become socially dangerous.

LMAO-LINK 95 Interactive Terminal

MODEM READY. Awaiting gossip at 56 fabulous kilobits per second...

What's new in the information superhighway?

NEW!
08/11/96
Official cyber palace opened. Approximately seven megabytes of glamour downloaded directly into the public consciousness.
08/10/96Pyylmao asked to “keep it brief.” International incident narrowly avoided.
08/09/96Added a second sparkle. Webmaster reports no measurable improvement in bandwidth.

Sign my extremely local guestbook!!!

Guestbook entries live only in your browser, where the government cannot find them without moderate effort.

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